"If an Asian and an Italian had sex..." Recipe
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Ingredients
- Japanese short-grain rice (cooked, duh)
- Green Onions (cut into small pieces)
- Egg(s) (for one cup of rice, use one egg, for two cups use two, etc etc)
- Shittake Mushroom (diced)
- Garlic (minced)
- Salt
- Soya Sauce (add to taste)
- White Cooking Wine
- Oil for cooking
How to make "If an Asian and an Italian had sex..."
This is what happens when school's out for summer and I'm home alone all day. I cook stuff.
I made this for lunch today. I totally improvised with what I had and what I wanted. This recipe is a cross between Chinese fried rice, Japanese minimalism, and Italian elegance. It's dead simple to make- only a retarded monkey could screw this dish up.
- Heat some oil in a large frying wok
- Once heated, throw in chopped green onions, garlic, and mushrooms. Cook until you can smell the garlic and green onions cooking. (mmmm)
- Crack in the egg(s), and mix quickly.
- Once the egg is somewhat cooked, stir in rice and mix.
- Reduce heat. Pour in a tiny bit of white wine, and stir for a little bit.
- Dash in salt and soy sauce to taste.
- Stir everything.
- Serve immediately!
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