"If an Asian and an Italian had sex..." Recipe

"If an Asian and an Italian had sex..."

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Ingredients

  • Japanese short-grain rice (cooked, duh)
  • Green Onions (cut into small pieces)
  • Egg(s) (for one cup of rice, use one egg, for two cups use two, etc etc)
  • Shittake Mushroom (diced)
  • Garlic (minced)
  • Salt
  • Soya Sauce (add to taste)
  • White Cooking Wine
  • Oil for cooking

How to make "If an Asian and an Italian had sex..."


This is what happens when school's out for summer and I'm home alone all day. I cook stuff.

I made this for lunch today. I totally improvised with what I had and what I wanted. This recipe is a cross between Chinese fried rice, Japanese minimalism, and Italian elegance. It's dead simple to make- only a retarded monkey could screw this dish up.

  • Heat some oil in a large frying wok
  • Once heated, throw in chopped green onions, garlic, and mushrooms. Cook until you can smell the garlic and green onions cooking. (mmmm)
  • Crack in the egg(s), and mix quickly.
  • Once the egg is somewhat cooked, stir in rice and mix.
  • Reduce heat. Pour in a tiny bit of white wine, and stir for a little bit.
  • Dash in salt and soy sauce to taste.
  • Stir everything.
  • Serve immediately!

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